In the interest of fun (and getting me to Senior Roboticist ) I say we do a three word game. Rules are you post three, and only three words to continue one unholy long sentence. You may only post after someone else has continued it, so you can't do it twice in a row.

Starting with...

Once upon a

a space flight

a robot was

so very lonely

so he wished

he were non-functional.

But when he

tried to die

a unicorn farted

in his olfactory-sensors

(1 word, the "-")

And scared him

into playing chess

with an ugly

electric eel that

jumbled his circuits.